Doctor Marsden the OwlGreetings. My name is Doctor Marsden the Owl. I am an assistant proofreader in the employ of Lincoln Mullen. Sometimes I am unflatteringly referred to as a “desk pet,” but I assure you that he and I are on much better terms. I came to work for Lincoln through the good graces of one Abby Garland. Many of you have wondered when Lincoln intends to post again. I spoke to him about the matter, and he assures me that he will post sometime this evening. Thank you for your patience.