Our two heroes Kellen and Scott go on what may be their last adventure of semester, involving a little bit of sitting and a lot of laughing, as they participate in The Continuing Adventures of Scott and Lincoln [and Kellen].

This past Sunday morning, feeling rather ill, I didn’t feel like participating in any sort of adventure. Even Scott and Kellen weren’t looking for one, but they certainly didn’t pass one up when the chance came along. After the morning service, we headed to the Social Parlor, intending to sleep in the big giant chairs until we could get into lunch. So down I sat and drifted off to sleep. “Bang, bang, bang . . . he he he,” I heard. I roused a little and went back to sleep. “Bang, bang, bang . . . He He He,” I heard. I roused a little more but tried to go back to sleep again. “Bang, bang, bang . . . HE HE HE HE HE,” I heard. I woke up and investigated.

Down on the lower level of the Social Parlor, in front of our big giant chairs, are two pairs of glass double doors, through which disgustingly infatuated couple enter to go stare at each other upstairs. One pair of those double doors was locked. So to the door would come a disgustingly infatuated couple. They would pause, the disgustingly infatuated guy would attempt to open the door, and “Bang, bang, bang” was the sound of door refusing to open. “He he he” was the sound of our sedentary adventurers Kellen and Scott laughing at their plight. Seeing the fun that could be had, we sat in our big giant chairs and waited in ambush. Along comes a disgustingly infatuated couple. Look, their turning to come into the Social Parlor. Yes, go for those doors. He attempts to open them, and “Bang, bang, bang.” He he he he . . .