Tonight, after Scott realized that his coupon for a free cup of coffee with the purchase of a doughnut or pastry from the Snack Shop was going to expire tonight, Scott and I jumped up and ran to the Snack Shop. Scott got a coffee and a doughnut; I got a small ice cream cone; neither of us got a date. Unfortunately, this Saturday’s excursion was no more successful than last week’s. And Scott didn’t like his coffee, because it was French.

Note: This post, unlike last Saturday’s post, has been approved by the Anti-Defamation of Scott Culler League.